Ben Kramer's Emo Song

I know it's morbid at some points, but here's my friend, Ben Kramer's Emo Song. It made me giggle a little.

I’ve spent days in my room
I’m only thinking of you
And now I don’t know what to do
Cause you played me for a fool
(Refrain) And I don’t know where to go
Because I’m EMO! EEEEEEEEEEEMO!
Yeah I’m EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO!
I wish my grass was emo too
Because then id have no yard work to do
Then id never have to get the mower off the shelf
Because my lawn would cut itself
(Refrain)
Their are lot of hard core kids here
Inside I’m shedding one lonely tear
Cause when I’m done
I’m sure one will eat me up
Then kick a puppy and throw me back up
(Refrain 2) Cause their not EEEEMO!
And then some guy will run on his hands
And throw down like no one else can
I wish I could throw down just like the hard core kids do
But I can’t because well let me tell you
(Refrain 1)
Now this song is almost done
I’m so emotional that I wrote one
And I think ill curl up on my bed
And cry about something emo instead
(Refrain 1)